Old Lady

THE WISDOM OF AGES

What could be better than a couple of nice, Old Ladies just wandering around complaining about the perverted chickens?

NOW THAT'S OLD!

These old ladies turn into skeletons when they get really, really old, but they don't care just as long as they play the Slot Machines!

Zebra (MoreCreeps)

Tips

 * Old Ladies will live forever if they had some fashion sense at one time and were given a Lucky Dress to wear.
 * Beating an Old Lady to death [or zapping them with RayGuns or whatever] may yeild some delicious Hard Candy! But this type of activity is discouraged.